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Urban Legend

by Little Debbie and the Crusaders

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lyrics

Growing up we’d sit around the table after school
Gather up our candy and our Care Bears in a pool
We were all in trouble cause just a couple hours before
The teacher was fifteen minutes late, so we ran right out the door

You’d think these silly rumors had no way of being true
But they’re more likely than me ever getting back with you
When I was in my darkest hour, you just right away turned sour
Marilyn Manson’s ribs are gone, but baby, so are you

It got me thinking
Your love for me was just an

Urban legend, Betty White may not have died
Urban legend, but for you I cried and cried
Major fucking newsflash, I need to start anew
Marilyn Manson’s ribs are gone, but baby, so are you

Barney swore up a blue streak when he fell down the stairs
I did the exact same thing when I learned you didn’t care
You never emailed me, asking for all my money
But you robbed me of my heart and it went to who knows where

It got me thinking
Your love for me was just an

Urban legend, Betty White may not have died
Urban legend, but for you I cried and cried
Major fucking newsflash, I need to start anew
Marilyn Manson’s ribs are gone, but baby, so are you

Nelly always used to wear a Band-Aid on his face
I need one right on my heart for the pain I can’t erase
Mothman came on my birthday, that’s more than you did for me
Were you replaced like Avril in the year 2003

Urban legend, Betty White may not have died
Urban legend, but for you I cried and cried
Major fucking newsflash, I need to start anew
Marilyn Manson’s ribs are gone, but baby, so are you

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released February 8, 2020
Vocals/guitar/lyrics: Liv
Drums: Terri
Additional lyrics by Lalo Deetz

Recorded, mixed and mastered 2019 by Mateo Campos in The Closet
© 2020 Little Debbie and the Crusaders

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Little Debbie and the Crusaders Oakland, California

Oakland’s very own sugary power duo

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